PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASTARD

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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?” The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, “You won fair and square and I was…

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The 3D Beach Art of Jamie Harkins.

The 3D Beach Art of Jamie Harkins.

Public sand art is a common sight in many beaches, but Ill bet youve never walked onto a beach and seen something like this! This is the work of one Jamie Harkins, a talented NZ artist who has been creating this terrific optical illusions and 3d images on the beaches of New Zealand, which have kept beach goers amused and delighted.

His technique is similar to that used by street artists to convey depth and fooling us into seeing a 2 dimensional scene as a 3d dimensional one.

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