PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BASTARD

James' Funnies

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?” The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, “You won fair and square and I was…

View original post 53 more words

The 3D Beach Art of Jamie Harkins.

The 3D Beach Art of Jamie Harkins.

Public sand art is a common sight in many beaches, but Ill bet youve never walked onto a beach and seen something like this! This is the work of one Jamie Harkins, a talented NZ artist who has been creating this terrific optical illusions and 3d images on the beaches of New Zealand, which have kept beach goers amused and delighted.

His technique is similar to that used by street artists to convey depth and fooling us into seeing a 2 dimensional scene as a 3d dimensional one.

More…

British guilt over jihadis is for dummies

In the midst of the deeply unfunny news coverage of the two young British jihadi volunteers who were arrested on terror charges when they arrived back from Syria, there was one moment of comic absurdity. It seems that before setting off on their mission, Mohammed Ahmed and Yusuf Sarwar found it necessary to place orders with Amazon for those invaluable scholarly treatises, Islam for Dummies, The Koran for Dummies and Arabic for Dummies. Hilarity aside, there is something important to be noted here.

More…

Christian and Canadian Support for Israel Defies Propaganda

Israels targets have been militants, military facilities, rocket launchers, tunnels and command centers. Israel has taken extraordinary measures to protect Palestinian civilian life.Meanwhile, Hamas violates international law both by targeting Israels civilians and by using its own people as human shields — and then blaming Israel for the casualties.The BDS movement covers up its ties with the terrorist group Hamas.

More…