A naked and drunken woman boards taxi in London one night.
The Indian driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi.
Woman: “Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
Driver: “I’m not staring at you lady. Just wondering where have you put the money to pay me”
1.How BEDROOM smells
1st 3 yrs—Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs—Baby powder,Johnson’s, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs—Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs—Agarbatti…, incense.
2. Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
3. What’s Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense…!
4. Definition Of Happy Couple –
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!
‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.”- Shakespeare
“Laughing At Your Wife’s Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life.”- Shakespeare’s Wife