What in hell is that seatbelt trying to protect anyway???
“They’re paid for and I want everyone to appreciate them!”
OOOHHHHHHHHHH MY G A W W W W W W W D!!!!!!
Somehow I ALWAYS manage to sit next to this person when I fly home!!
Words just freakin’ fail me ! ! !
HOLY CRAP! HOW LONG WAS HIS FLIGHT DELAYED????????