Giethoorn: The Venice of the Netherlands…
Founded by fugitives from the Mediterranean region in around AD 1230, Giethoorn is a village in the Dutch province of Overijssel. And what’s special about it is that it a settlements without roads. Instead, tunnels of water serve as the path of transportation.
It’s all about the girth!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’
Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’
A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’
The father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’
‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.’
‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’
‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’
Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’
The old man says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?’
The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’
‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.
2 Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective.
‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied.
‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’
‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’
Moe: ‘My wife got me to believe in religion.’
Moe: ‘Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell.
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
‘I’m O. K. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered. ‘What did he say,’ asked the nurse.
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband’s advice. ‘What do you think?’ I asked. ‘Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?’
‘Better get a bikini,’ he replied. ‘You’d never get it all in one.’
He’s still in intensive care.
If there had been no post-1945 mass immigration into Britain …
Without mass immigration we should not have ….
1. Areas which are ethnic minority ghettoes.
2. Race relations legislation.
3. Gross interferences with free speech such as the Race Relations Act arising from the British elite’s determination and need (from their point of view) to suppress dissent about immigration and its consequences.
4. Native Britons being charged with criminal offences and, in increasing numbers of cases, finding themselves in prison for expressing their opposition to mass immigration or for being non-PC about immigrants and British born ethnic and racial minorities.
5. Native Britons losing their jobs simply for beings non-pc about immigration and ethnic and racial minorities.
6 Such a virulent political correctness, because the central plank of the creed – race – would have been removed or at least made insignificant, for a homogeneous country would…
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As the United States of Obama allows less individual freedom, we need to reaffirm that democracy without individual freedom is tyranny. Until we reaffirm that, and refuse to accept tyranny, our “leaders” will continue to demand not only more of the same from us but also that more world “leaders” emulate them.
Overview — Our foreign and domestic problems are intertwined.
The phrase “salami tactics” is well explained in the following video. When watching it, please consider that salami tactics can be used not only by international aggressors but by domestic aggressors as well — by governments that want to destroy individual freedoms over the objections of their subjects who insist, “subversively,” on keeping and even expanding their freedoms. Salami tactics, a few small steps, followed by more similarly small steps, seem unlikely to provoke hostile responses.
Bad things have often happened slowly and incrementally. In the aggregate they have been…
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If you live in or around PA, you should spend a weekend in Cook Forest. It is one of the most relaxing, non-commercialized areas I’ve ever visited. It is a national park with plenty of camping areas, bed and breakfasts, and a few hotels. I guess I should preface this with, if you don’t like being outdoors, maybe don’t try vacationing here.
What is Cook Forest
Cook Forest is a great place just to get away, even if it’s just for the weekend. There’s no cell phone reception so, even if you want to reconnect with the world, you can’t (unless you need it so badly that you’re willing to drive about 15 miles to get it).
My boyfriend and I spent the weekend up there at a lodge called Clarion River Woodland Lodge and it was awesome. The lodge is a combination bed and breakfast with a…
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