A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
“Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?
“Morris Feinberg,” he replied.
“Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.”
“I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.”
“I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.”
“I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.”
“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a f***ing wall.”
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Jewish terrorist Jezzer Bornstable’s exhibitionist arrival on a donkey last week was always going to be an inflammatory act, and so it proved. Of course, when you have 12 spin-doctors working round the clock to polish up your image, it’s easy to look holy, but Bornstable’s actions and those of his followers since that time tell a different story.
We can now exclusively reveal that the palms strewn in this self-styled messiah’s path were bussed in by special units of Roman dissident Vladimus Putinare’s crack Holywater Militia, whose infamous killers stood with guns three rows deep behind those ‘welcoming’ the Jewish führer in order to ensure a ‘positive reception’. And just last Thursday, Telegraffiti reporters were told by whistle-blowers working at the notorious Christ Almighty Arms that Mr Bornstable and his disciples spent an evening there drinking heavily, breaking at least eleven…
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A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.
As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.
He asked her what was wrong and she replied, “I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother and I don’t have enough money.”
The man smiled and said, “Come on in with me. I’ll buy you a rose.”
He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother’s flowers.
As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, “Yes, please! You can take me to my mother.”
She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave.
The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two…
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