Classes for Women

Men Teaching Classes for Women at 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By July 31, 2014

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?

Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch

They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!

Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live

How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Therapists Available

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

I Thought Shag Dance Was Gone, Until I Saw Him.

A Swing Dance to Remember!

Shag dancing is a form of swing dance that originated in the 1920’s and became very popular in the 30s and 40s. But it isn’t dead yet, because these talented young dancers want to show their stuff in the shag national competition!

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I Can`t Believe What This Man Built Alone

An Amazing Vacation Home Built From Scratch.

This man started by drawing a circle on the ground, and within only six weeks managed to create an amazing vacation home in the middle of a mango plantation in Thailand. This is what a private paradise looks like.

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Documentary : Know France

PROPEL STEPS

FranceFrance officially the French Republic is a sovereign country in Western Europe that includes overseas regions and territoriesMetropolitan France extends from the Mediterranean Sea to the English Channel and the North Sea, and from the Rhine to the Atlantic Ocean. It is one of only three countries (with Morocco and Spain) to have both Atlantic and Mediterranean coastlines. Due to its shape, it is often referred to in French as l’Hexagone (“The Hexagon“).

France map

France is the largest country in Western Europe and the European Union, and the third-largest in Europe as a whole. With a total population of around 67 million, it is the third most-populous European country. France is a unitary semi-presidential republic with its capital in Paris, the nation’s largest city and the main cultural and commercial centre. The current Constitution of France, adopted by referendum on…

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Dead wrong

WarSclerotic

Dead wrong, Israel Hayom, Ruthie Blum , April 18, 2014

(As I have commented before, the Kerry “peace process” has far more to do with the process, and extending it ad nauseam, than with bringing peace. Even assuming that the PA wants some species of peace, Hamas prefers dead Israelis.– DM)

[The purpose of a “puff piece” in the Palestinian Press was] to convey the message that it is always worthwhile to kill innocent Israelis, since incarceration at the hands of the Zionist enemy is not so bad; and as long as Israelis crave peace, there is a good chance of getting released from prison when yet another round of “negotiations” to “negotiate” is in the air.

Israel must cease proving the PA right and start showing the U.S. that it is wrong. Dead wrong.

On Thursday, Israel and the Palestinian Authority agreed to continue “negotiating” the terms that would enable both…

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