The Other Man

It’s not easy to have a fun and romantic date when the other man shows up out of nowhere forcing the date to come to quick end. The innocent bystanders who are trying to enjoy a relaxing drink do their best to help hide the woman so she isn’t discovered but she doesn’t make it easy in this hilarious romance skit

God And Adam

And God Said to Adam…

God said: Adam, I

Want you to do

Something for Me.’

 

Adam said: ‘Gladly,

Lord, what do You

Want me to do?’

 

God said: ‘Go down

Into that valley.’

Adam said: ‘What’s a Valley?’

 

God explained it to

Him. Then God said:

‘Cross the river.’

 

Adam said: ‘What’s a River?’

God explained that

To him, and then said:

‘Go over to the hill….’

 

Adam said: ‘What is a

Hill?’

So, God explained to

Adam what a hill was.

 

He told Adam : ‘On

The other side of the

Hill you will find a

Cave.’

Adam said: : ‘What’s a

Cave?’

After God explained ,

He said: ‘In the cave

You will find a woman.’

Adam said: : ‘What’s a Woman?’

God explained

That to him, too.

 

Then, God said: ‘I

Want you to

Reproduce.’

 

Adam said: ‘How do

I do that?’

God first said (under

His breath): ‘Geez…..’

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to

Adam, as well.

 

So, Adam goes down

Into the valley,

Across the river, and

Over the hill, into the

Cave, and finds the

Woman.

 

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

God, His patience

Wearing thin, said

Angrily: ‘What is it

Now?’

Adam looked at him apologetically and asked:

 

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‘What’s a headache?’

 

Top of the mornin

Joke for today

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’

The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.’

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