The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it,”
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.
He couldn’t do it in his office.
He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he reached a solution: On the way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway and got out and crawled underneath as if he was repairing a fault.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and, with his eyes closed tight thinking about his lover, he started the action.
As he grew closer to the moment, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the momentum of the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?!”
He heard, “This is the police. What’s going on down there?”
The man replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”
Came the reply, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you’re at it as your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”