Two Dwarfs

1Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, “Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH! ”

” Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!”

“Here i come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!”

This goes on for the whole hour.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, ” How did it go?”

The first mutters, ” It was embarrassing. I just couldn’t get an erection.”

The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get on the bed.”

Every Morning, Something Beautiful Happens Here.

The Colorful Pink Mosque

When it comes to historical buildings, we usually imagine castles, towers, bricks and mortar. Rarely do we think about the colors it might have.

Here’s an exception. The Nasir Al-Molk Mosque was built in 1876 in Shiraz, Iran. The specialized stained glass windows were built to capture the morning light and create a glorious and colorful display of light on the building’s floor, earning it the name “Pink Mosque”.

At certain times of the day, it seems like this building contains all the colors in the world. It also uses traditional Islamic architecture styles, such as iwan arches, a central fountain etc. However, the stained glass windows are a rarity in mosques, with another example being the famous blue mosque in Istanbul.

More…

From Past to Present With a Click of the Camera.

This beautiful photography project takes shots of modern Eastern Europe and Russia and inserts a moment from the past at that exact location. Now I’ve seen these kinds of photos before but never with such precision, such an eye for detail and beauty. We often forget there were people walking the same streets we do in different times of history, and this project does a beautiful job of reminding us of that fact.

More…

Is There a Future for the Arab Israeli Peace Process?

Beyond the Cusp

Should the world, particularly the United States, finally simply wash their hands of any future attempts to force a peace between Israel and the greater Arab world, which has been rebranded to the Palestinian-Israeli peace process in order to frame the Arab side as vulnerable and weak against the Israeli menace instead of the honest assessment that it is tiny little Israel against the wider Arab and Muslim worlds. But perhaps a quick review of the origin of this kicked dead horse called the Oslo Accords is required. The entire suicidal death spiral which owes its origins to the leftist conceived dream called the Oslo Accords that was negotiated in secret and sprung upon Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin as a fair accompli by a cabal headed by Yossi Beilin and Simon Peres may have finally hit rock bottom. The Oslo Accords defeated the progress which had been established which…

View original post 1,807 more words