Two Dwarfs

1Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, “Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH! ”

” Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!”

“Here i come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH!”

This goes on for the whole hour.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, ” How did it go?”

The first mutters, ” It was embarrassing. I just couldn’t get an erection.”

The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get on the bed.”

Every Morning, Something Beautiful Happens Here.

The Colorful Pink Mosque

When it comes to historical buildings, we usually imagine castles, towers, bricks and mortar. Rarely do we think about the colors it might have.

Here’s an exception. The Nasir Al-Molk Mosque was built in 1876 in Shiraz, Iran. The specialized stained glass windows were built to capture the morning light and create a glorious and colorful display of light on the building’s floor, earning it the name “Pink Mosque”.

At certain times of the day, it seems like this building contains all the colors in the world. It also uses traditional Islamic architecture styles, such as iwan arches, a central fountain etc. However, the stained glass windows are a rarity in mosques, with another example being the famous blue mosque in Istanbul.

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