Sins Of The Father…

12A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”

The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?”

“Pastor, I’m afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,” the young man replied.

“What happened?” inquired the pastor.

“My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there.”

“You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church,” stated the pastor.

“That’s okay,” said the young man. “We’re not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.”

The Terrific Optical Illusions of Oleg Shuplyak.

The Optical Illusions of Oleg Shuplyak

Oleg Shuplyak is known for his oil paintings that hide a treasure chest of surprises for the viewers. He carefully places objects, colors and shadows that create small images ‘behind’ the second, larger painting, and thus each painting is an adventure!


Tooth Of The Day

It is TIME ladies for you all to get yourselves down to Gold’s Gym – too much sitting about going on!!

allaboutlemon-All Around, In, And Out Of My Own Universe




The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.


We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.


Lost time is never found again.

You may delay, but time will not.


We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
Time is the coin of your life.
It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent.
Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.


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The Economist falsely claims that exports from Gaza are banned.

The Economist’s Middle East blog, Pomegranate, published a post on April 2 about the art scene in Gaza, titled ‘ Not so bleak , which included the following closing passages:

Hamas now keeps its hands off the enclave’s burgeoning arts scene. “In the first years it banned exhibitions,” says Mr Haj. “Now it stages its own…There’s a kind of a glasnost.” Purists in the religious-endowments ministries stayed away. But the Hamas culture minister issued a licence, offering moral but not financial support and apologising that his $10,000 budget for such projects could not cover the show.

The interior ministry did summon an artist, but only to inquire menacingly how he had managed to exhibit a painting in Israel. “I sent it by e-mail,” came the reply. Selling the originals is trickier, since exports from Gaza are still banned.

First, it should be pointed out that there is nothing…

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The Changing Face of European Politics?

What was described to us as a simple trade deal…. has been revealed as a smokescreen to cover a plan to create a huge superstate — the European Union.

“British sovereignty is mainly in their head because they’ve signed the EU Treaty.” — Viviane Reding, EU Commission Vice President.


Man-Made Structures that Left Me Amazed!

The Most Stunning Man-Made Structures!

When it comes to awe inspiring, nature always has the upper card, it’s bigger, has more resources and has had countless years to perfect its art. However, as puny as humans are compared to the might of mother nature, over the years we have made some awe inspiring structures ourselves, which may not compare to nature’s, but are still quite amazing on their own merits. Here are our favorites:


Obama’s Mideast Nightmare


Obama’s Mideast Nightmare, Front Page MagazineDaniel Greenfield , April 3, 2014

Bush’s Axis of Evil had consisted of “rogue states”. Obama’s Axis was made up of allied governments. Bush had set out to stabilize the Middle East by clearing out rogue states while Obama set out to empower rogue states by clearing out stable allied governments… which left the rogue states in charge.


A man sits holding a cup of coffee in a restaurant. He drops the cup and it cracks. Everyone around him berates him for his thoughtless stupidity.

Then a second man enters and after delivering a fine speech on the virtues of making this into the best restaurant that it can be, begins smashing all the cups and then the plates. He overturns the tables, tears down the curtains, breaks the lights, tumbles all the food to the floor and sets the whole place on…

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