My Job Search!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Just couldn’t concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind. 1

5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.       

7. My best job was a Musician,  but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

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8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  but didn’t have any patience.       

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,  but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company,  but the work was just too draining.       

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,  but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.     

14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  but that was too exhausting.

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

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AND FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

 

GCHQ TO GET 24/7 ACCESS TO YOUTUBE, BUT LIBRARY VISITORS TO GET NO ACCESS TO THE SLOG

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accesdeniedPTNETCensorship, media surveillance, ubiquitous cameras, and the public denial of its relentless encroachment upon our freedom to be left alone

A regular Slogger writes to tell me that, apparently, The Slog’s Home Page is now the only part of the site that Britain’s local libraries will show. The rest is banned as dangerous extremism. He tells me:

‘….I popped into Bournemouth Library to check email. I had some time left & went to read your site. I can get your home page up but access is denied to any of the articles. I have just had a loud public spat with the IT guy here who tried to give me some old flannel about there is a blanket ban on certain sites that could compromise the security of the library PC’s….when I raised the complaint the librarian said I couldn’t speak to the IT dept directly, I said so not…

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Elephant Race at Guruvayoor Temple

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Yesterday, I saw this elephant race on the news. . . .yes in the United States. Everyone  loves these giant animals!  This video was filmed a couple of years ago as this year’s race hasn’t been posted yet.  I really appreciated the quality of this video, the shots of the tourists, and Indians, the city, in Kerala, south India, the temple entrance, and of course the elephants.  The excitement, anticipation, and joy in such simple pleasures. . . . .  are all just so India!

Have to say that those skinny Indian men  must have some  sore bottoms today. We rode on sauntering elephants and it was very  rough and uncomfortable and they are riding bareback!

This Is Incredible India!

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Assad is starving Palestinians to death in a Syrian camp, and nobody cares

It’s been three years since the civil war broke out in Syria, and there is no end in sight. More than 120,000 people have been killed so far. Two-and-a-half million Syrians are refugees. The damage to the country’s infrastructure is estimated at $3 billion.

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The Palestinian’s Real Enemies

PA Pundits - International

caruba_alan20080111 By Alan Caruba ~Israel - Arab Citizens

As the crisis in Ukraine unfolded, President Obama met with Benjamin Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel while John Kerry, the Secretary of State, continued to flog Obama’s push to get Israel to grant the Palestinians a state of their own. At their meeting Netanyahu was far more concerned with Obama’s failure to stop Iran from making its own nuclear weapons. He repeated that Israel will do whatever it must to protect itself.

Within days, the Israeli Navy intercepted a ship. the Klos-C, that contained rockets with a range up to 160 kilometers. It had left Iran loaded with 181 M-302 rockets intended for use by Hamas, the terrorists who control the Gaza. It also had 400,000 rounds of 7.62 ammunition. Does anyone think that either Iran or the Palestinians want anything less than Israel’s destruction?

At some point, interest in the Middle East will reassert…

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