You Want It? You Got It?

The Sarcastic Boob

Dear Ladies Who Want My Breast Cancer,

I know that my blog posts and Twitter activity have been minimal since august of 2013. It was a miserable year filled with tests, pain, and uncertainty. I think I have been distant because, in large measure, I just want to forget it. I wish I could forget it. In fact, I wish I had one of those easy breast cancers. You know, the ones where you get a lumpectomy and some radiation and you’re cured? I wish I had one of them.

I’m sorry; I don’t mean to be flippant. It’s just that all of a sudden people are wishing they had breast cancer and I wanted to get a sense of what cancer envy is like.  But I can’t wrap my brain around that.  I think if you’re stupid enough to wish you have breast cancer then, damn, it’s yours! …

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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