Wow, it’s been a while since I updated this thing! Remember me, guys? Guys…?
I’m posting today for a couple of reasons. First, I never told you guys how my exchange surgery went. (Spoiler alert: Easiest thing ever.) And second, it’s World Cancer Day.
First: The surgery. What an absolute breeze. By now I’m something of an expert at surgery if I do say so myself, and does it make me a drug addict if I admit that I was a little – JUST A LITTLE – psyched because I knew I was gonna get Versed? Whatever. Versed forever.
I opted for round silicone implants, 360ccs. I know that because I got a sweet boobie ID card that I now have to keep in my wallet, I guess in case I get into some kind of accident and a sexy firefighter needs to give me chest compressions or something. To…
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