A Thousand Dollars…

Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn’t help but notice that Jay’s wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.

1Later, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Kate followed him and asked, “Do you like what you see?”

Surprised by her boldness, bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, “You can have it, but it will cost you $1000.” After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob didn’t, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay’s house for sex with Jay’s wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $1000.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Kate had promised. Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves.

As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, “Did Bob come by with the money?”

With a lump in her throat, his wife answered, “Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon.”

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, “And did he give you $1000?”

In terror she assumed she’d somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, “Well, yes, in fact he did give me a thousand dollars.”

Jay, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, “Good, I’m glad to hear that. Bob came by my office this morning and needed to borrow a thousand dollars from me. He promised me he’d stop by this afternoon on his way home to return it.” 

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Netanyahu says West has ‘no chance’ of striking final nuclear deal with Iran


Jeruselem Post: Netanyahu says West has ‘no chance’ of striking final nuclear deal with Iran January 26, 2014

“No final status agreement with Iran will work,” the premier said hours after returning from his trip to Davos, where he took part in the World Economic Forum.

PM Netanyahu speaks at weekly cabinet meeting Photo: EMIL SALMAN/POOL

Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told his cabinet ministers in Jerusalem on Sunday that continued negotiations between Iran and the Western powers are pointless.

“No final status agreement with Iran will work,” the premier said hours after returning from his trip to Davos, where he took part in the World Economic Forum.

The premier cited the remarks made during the event by Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, who vowed that Iran sought peaceful relations “with countries that it already recognized.”

“Rouhani spoke of being in favor of recognizing all countries in the Middle East, yet he refused…

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WHEN GENEVA TALKS, ON DIFFERENT TOPIC: Saving Syria’s Children – Panorama

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Published on Oct 4, 2013
n a special edition, Panorama travels with British doctors inside Syria to exclusively reveal the devastating impact of the war on children caught in the conflict. The doctors witness the aftermath of the bombing of a school by a suspected napalm-like incendiary device and medical facilities constantly under attack – both war crimes under international law. Filmed in the north of the country after the chemical weapons attack in Damascus which inflamed world opinion and brought America, Russia and the UN to the table, the film shows how the conventional war is intensifying with children bearing the brunt of this humanitarian catastrophe.

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Getting ready for the Chadar Adventure!!-India

Good luck – you are clearly more hardy than me! Look forward to the photos.

Life is a Vacation

Chadar Lead PhotoThe last few days have been spent in gathering things together and I could feel my excitement build up, with butterflies in the stomach, to the adrenalin surge thinking of the adventure on that white blanket up north in India called Chadar !! I am heading out next week to the Frozen River Valley Trek in the Ladakh area. After months of physical and mental preparation to endure -25 degrees for 10 days, I am counting days to the start.

When I first saw the pictures, I wanted to just be there, to experience the beauty of the frozen Zanskar, to interact with the people who lived there enduring all extremities. Pictures of some places or merely thinking of them, take me beyond, eyes well up for no explainable reason, the heart overflows and there is a buzz in the ear to take the plunge to experience. That is what I…

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What This Cockatiel Does Is Incredible. I`m In Love

Cockatiel Singing Totoro. Incredible.

I\’ve seen birds sing and I\’ve seen birds imitate. I\’ve even seen Einstein, the genius parrot, answer questions. But I\’ve never seen a Cockatiel perform like this, it\’s beyond adorable. His name is Poko, and he\’s the best thing I\’ve seen all day.


5-year-old Hindu girl raped in Sibi

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Five Year Old Hindu Girl Raped In Sibi, Balochistan

QUETTA: A five-year-old Hindu girl was abducted and raped before she was left unconscious near the Railway Colony in Sibi district on Wednesday. The police traced the accused, with the help of sniffer dogs, and arrested him. The rapist is said to be drug addict and is being interrogated, said the Sibi police on Thursday.

“The girl went out at 7pm on Wednesday to buy candy from a nearby shop when she was abducted,” a relative of the victim told reporters. Three hours later some passers-by spotted the girl in an unconscious state in Railway Colony, where was lying in the dark and informed the police.  She was taken to hospital for treatment where doctors asked the relatives to move her to Quetta instead because of her critical wounds. She was constantly bleeding, said doctors.

“The culprit is identified as Sunny Masih. The Hindu community observed a shutter-down strike in Sibi on Thursday against the…

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The Way Beethoven Wrote It…

Moonlight Sonata Played in Its Original Tempo

Ludwig van Beethoven\’s pieces have been a musical marvel of much discussion among lovers of classical perfomances. An important point of discussion is how fast or slow they should be played. In this video, world famous pianist Valentina Lisitsa plays \”Moonlight Sonata\” in what we speculate was its original tempo. It\’s quite incredible to hear.