You Better Explain

1There was this couple that was married for 10 years, and had a fine sex life, with one exception – every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights all the way.

Well, at first it wasn’t so annoying, but after 20 years of marriage the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device. She got very angry. “You impotent bastard!” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, “I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids.”

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Netanyahu: We can’t have a ‘Palestine’ run by Iran

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Netanyahu: We can’t have a ‘Palestine’ run by Iran | The Times of Israel.

In economic forum address, PM says he wants to avoid a binational state, raises the alarm about Tehran’s true intentions

January 23, 2014, 4:32 pm

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gestures during a Q&A session at the World Economic Forum's annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland, Thursday, January 23, 2013 (screen capture)
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gestures during a Q&A session at the World Economic Forum’s annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland, Thursday, January 23, 2013 (screen capture)

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday laid out two major foreign policy challenges facing his administration — avoiding a binational state encompassing Israel and the Palestinians, and preventing a future Palestinian state from becoming an Iranian proxy.

“Half of Palestinian society is dominated by Iran’s proxy,” he said in an apparent reference to the Hamas regime in the Gaza Strip.

Netanyahu made the statements during an address at the World Economic Forum’s annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland.

During a…

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Canada’s Prime Minister: A Display of Rare Courage

\”It [the new face of anti-Semitism] targets the Jewish people by targeting Israel…. What else can we call criticism that selectively concerns only the Jewish state and effectively denies its right to exist, to defend itself, while systematically ignoring or excusing the violence and oppression all around it?\” — Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada

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Historic Islamic Art Museum “Completely Destroyed”

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Egypt’s Minister of Antiquities has announced that Cairo’s Islamic Art Museum has been “completely destroyed,” in a moment of anger and frustration.

The Minister’s statements came after a car bomb exploded outside the Museum and the Security Directorate, killing five and injuring more than 80. The explosion was one of three in Cairo today, with one killed at a Metro Station in Dokki.

While the extent of the damage is not yet clear, the Minister was earlier quoted as saying the damage is in the “tens of millions of dollars,” but vowed to restore the Museum and any antiquities that remain.

The Islamic Art Museum in Cairo houses one of the most extensive and important collections of Islamic art in the world. The Museum displays priceless Islamic art work from all periods of Islamic history, including one of the rarest copies of the Quran.

Until 2010, the Museum had been closed for…

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Documentary : People who Outsmart Computers

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Daniel Tammet (born 31 January 1979 as Daniel Paul Corney) is an English writer, essayist and autistic savant. Tammet has been studied repeatedly by researchers in Britain and the United States, and has been the subject of several peer-reviewed scientific papers. 

Mental calculators are people with a prodigious ability in some area of mental calculation, such as multiplying large numbers or factoring large numbers. Some rare mental calculators are autistic savants, with a narrow area of great skill and poor mental development in other directions, but many are people of normal mental development who have simply developed advanced calculating ability. A good many are also experienced scientists, linguists, writers, and so on.

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Israeli leaders pan Rouhani’s ‘deceptive’ speech

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Israeli leaders pan Rouhani’s ‘deceptive’ speech | The Times of Israel.

Netanyahu urges world not to be fooled by Iranian president’s Davos speech, and to prevent Tehran from gaining nuclear weapons capability

January 23, 2014, 2:02 pm

Hassan Rouhani speaking at Davos Thursday. (photo credit: World Economic Forum)
Hassan Rouhani speaking at Davos Thursday. (photo credit: World Economic Forum)

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani’s attempts to foster better ties with the West are only a deception, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Thursday, trying to put a damper on a seemingly moderate speech by the Iranian leader at the World Economic Forum earlier in the day.

Netanyahu, who is also at the summit in Davos, Switzerland, gave his own address on Thursday afternoon.

In an immediate response to Rouhani’s speech, Netanyahu said that the Iranian president was continuing “Iran’s deception show” and that the international community “must not be fooled and must prevent Iran from attaining…

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