Looks as though it was Toothsome who needed the hug!
“Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.”
Jon Bon Jovi
“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.”
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As the light began to fade, no one was ready for the magic to be over and it wasn’t. The sky began to fill with twinkling lights, a million flickering fire flies.
Thanks Erin : http://erinmbutler.wordpress.com/2014/01/19/lanterns/
Actually not fire flies at all but ancient, delicate, brilliantly colored lanterns fueled with one votive candle!
Enjoy the magic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w3EnXib29U Manekchowk Market
This Is the Incredible Kite Festival in Ahmedabad!
Images from Erin Butler, and Google Public Domain
One day, the man fell in love and got married. After the wedding, when the man and the woman got in bed together, the man turned to the woman.
”Tomorrow is Sunday and every Sunday morning, my dog and I go fishing at 4:30 AM. We’d like you to come along.”
”And what if I don’t want to come along?” the woman asked impatiently.
”Well then, sweetie, we’ll just have to have buttsex.” With that, the man rolled over and fell asleep, and left the woman pondering.
”God, I hate having the buttsex, but I also hate getting up so early. I’ll have to think about this more.” In the morning, the woman could hear the man going downstairs to get the dog. It was much too early for the woman to get up so she decided to wait for the inevitable buttsex.
She waited for about half an hour and fell back asleep, thinking her husband had left already. She awoke to the man, pulling on her arm.
”Have you made your decision?” he asked
”Yes,” she replied. ”I do not want to go fishing.” True to his word, the man pulled down his pants. “By the way, what took you so long to come upstairs? It usually doesn’t take that long to get Sparky up.”
”I know,” the man said. ”But he didn’t want to go either.”
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– Let’s begin with some flamingoes
– This girl’s knee looks like Kanye | The Internet responds accordingly
– The extra hangtime at the end is sweet
– Do it for the dinosaurs
– Watch out for quick
– “Dammmmmmmmn my nails lookin’ good today!”
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