Women as Explained by Engineers

 1 2 3 4 And Finally!

Have you ever wondered how a woman’s brain works?

Well….it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

5Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. 

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

Christmas Card…..

The Slog


cart1“You forgot to take your cholesterol medication over Christmas didn’t you Mr Pickles?”

The highest rates for marital violence, murder and breakup occur in the West on Christmas Day evening, and Boxing Day afternoon. So clearly you all need some amusement between the mince pies, crackers and smart-arsed remarks from your brother-in-law.

Late football results:

West Bromwich Albumen 3 Yoke City 0.City’s central defender Chuck Kiegg sent off in 89th minute after a goalmouth scramble.

Wolverhampton Squanderers 0 Nottingham Forest 0. This game was one of missed opportunities, and not being able to see the woodwork for the trees.

cart3“Maybe putting a cork in your anus wasn’t the solution to your gas problem after all”

The Ed Miller Band’s Christmas single was released this morning, only five weeks behind schedule. It’s called All I want for Christmas is a new Front Bench.

fernxmasEven at Christmas, there was no rest…

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Americans Take Christ Out of Christmas – Athesim on the rise

Jafria News

Christmas Without Christ in USAJNN 23 Dec 2013 New York : Reflecting a growing departure from religion in the United States, a new survey has found that while 90 percent of Americans plan to celebrate Christmas this year, barely half of them say it is a religious holiday.

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Wonderfully Clever Doodles that Incorporate Everyday Objects



Since our last feature in October, Javier Pérez continues to delight with his witty and clever doodles that incorporate everyday objects. The artist and illustrator from Guayaquil, Ecuador has seen his Instagram following triple in the last two months as more people continue to discover and share his fantastic artwork.

His doodles are a fun and creative way to look at an object, even seemingly mundane ones, and re-imagine them as something entirely different. To see more playful diversions, be sure to check out Javier’s work at the links below.


Javier Pérez (cintascotch)
Website | Facebook | Behance | Twitter | Instagram



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Artwork by Javier Pérez (cintascotch)
Website | Facebook | Behance | Twitter | Instagram



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Artwork by Javier Pérez (cintascotch)
Website | Facebook | Behance | Twitter | Instagram



doodles that incorporate everday objects by javier perez cintascotch on instagram (4)

Artwork by Javier Pérez (cintascotch)
Website | Facebook | Behance | Twitter

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BBC’s Knell exploits Christmas report to lie about anti-terrorist fence

BBC Watch

A filmed report from Bethlehem by the BBC Jerusalem Bureau’s Yolande Knell – titled “Christmas eve celebrations in Bethlehem’s Manger Square” – which was broadcast on BBC television news, also appeared on the BBC News website’s Middle East page on December 24th. 

Knell Bethlehem

Knell starts off well enough, describing the scene to viewers. However the item takes a different turn when studio presenter Nik Gowing says:

“Yolande, I hope you can hear me. What about security and the practicalities of getting to Bethlehem? After all, emm, there is a significant amount of building around where you are at the moment. The reality has changed quite significantly in recent years.”

Knell replies:

“That’s correct. In the Bethlehem Governorate there are more than twenty Pal..err…Israeli settlements and now Israel’s West Bank separation barrier. It appears as a high concrete wall around Bethlehem and the people here complain that it has strangled…

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A Happy Story

James' Funnies

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.
He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in hisdespair, he decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn’t have any arms at all.
He started thinking, “What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with.”
He thought “There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.”
He hurried down to the side walk and caught up with the man with no arms. Hetold…

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