Far Too Deep…(Adult)

1A newlywed couple gets a special present for their nuptials: A brand new sports car. As they leave the wedding, they are so excited they drive faster than they ever had.

“Faster! Faster!!” Yells the new bride.

“I’ll make you a deal.” Says the groom with a smile. “If I do 200mph, you take off your dress. Deal?” he asked.

“Yes!” said his adventurous wife.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off her dress.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car soon skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was fine, but the groom got jammed beneath the steering wheel.

“Go and get help!” he cried.

“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone!”

“Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself.”

Holding the shoe over her private area, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My husband’s stuck!”

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do… he’s in far too deep.”

12 of the World`s Most Incredible Sports Venues

The World\’s Incredible Sports Venues

What if you could play golf on an island or ski in the middle of the desert? These are the world\’s most spectacular sporting venues, constructed in places or in ways that you would never dream of! Don\’t let the view distract you as you play!


New CST report on antisemitic discourse in Britain slams the Guardian

The last time we posted about the annual report on antisemitic discourse in Britain by the Community Security Trust (the charity organisation advising British Jews on matters of security and antisemitism) we focused on the fact that the Guardian was singled out for opprobrium.  

cst 2011

In fact, CST devoted an entire section of their 21 page report to the Guardian, noting that “in 2011, the Guardian faced more accusations of antisemitism than any other mainstream UK newspaper.”  Specifically, CST focused on an article by Chris McGreal characterizing US government support for Israel as “slavish” and a widely condemned ‘chosen people‘ slur by columnist Deborah Orr.

(See CiF Watch’s commentary on McGreal’s “slavish” comment here andhere, and our take on Deborah Orr’s ‘chosen people’ slur here andhere.)

In the latest CST reporton antisemitic discourse, released just today, the Guardian again was…

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The Biggest Mud Structure in the World

Djenné is a town and an urban commune in the Inland Niger Delta region of central Mali. The town is the administrative centre of the Djenné Cercle, one of the eight subdivisions of the Mopti Region. It\’s most interesting feature is the great mosque, built out of layers upon layers of mud which have hardened to form this incredible structure. In this video, you\’ll see what happens when a storm is coming, and everyone must pitch in to help save the largest mud building in the world.


Secretary Kerry Receives Surprises in Israel Other than Just Snow Upon Snow

Beyond the Cusp

It appears that Secretary of State John Kerry is receiving signs telling him that all his plans and the thoughts, principles, facts and situational awareness he has been relying on are all completely backwards and wrong concerning the Middle East in general and the Palestinian-Israeli situation in particular. Even the weather was sending a message that his presence is not at all helpful as after arriving for the second visit in less than a week, Secretary Kerry had barely enough time to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu in Jerusalem and then go to Ramallah and meet with Palestinian Authority Chairman Abbas and then beat a path directly out of town leaving his further meetings with Netanyahu and his visit to Jordan to incorporate King Abdullah II into the alliance to pressure for a solution with Israel, instead heading on to Viet Nam before a winter storm of great ferocity…

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Hand Jive

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yak3A Dry Bones Cartoon ~D13C15_2

“Willie And The Hand Jive”

I know a cat named Way-Out Willie,
Got a cool little chick named Rocking Millie.
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand jive, too.

Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe
Doing the hand jive with sister Flo.
Grandma gave baby sister a dime;
Said, “Do that hand jive one more time.”

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive,
Do that crazy hand jive.

Doctor and a lawyer and an Indian chief,
They all dig that crazy beat.
Way-Out Willie gave them all a treat
When he did that hand jive with his feet.

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive,
Do that crazy hand jive.

Willie and Millie got married last fall.jive
They had a little Willie junior and that ain’t all.
Well, the kids got crazy and it’s plain to see,
Doing the…

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How To Avoid A Depressing Christmas

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caruba_alan20080111By Alan Caruba ~AA - Depression01

My memories of Christmas as a child include a run down the stairs to find stockings hanging from the fireplace and boxes of gifts. After the excitement of opening them, there was a family dinner for myself, an older brother, and my parents. Since my Mother was a teacher of haute cuisine, even the traditional turkey and other dishes were a special treat, but the fact is that the family ate like royalty for all the years we were together. An internationally honored authority on wine, it was a daily part of our lives.

Cooking with Wine & High Spirits 1Since Mother had taught many people how to cook and dine as a gourmet, her students sent cards and we would festoon the living room by pinning them to ribbons as decoration for the holiday. I knew early on that she was an extraordinary woman and much loved by her students and…

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