I Know the Truth!

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, “I know the whole truth.”

1So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, “I know the whole truth.” His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, “Just don’t tell your father.”

Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, “Just don’t tell your mother.”

The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. “I know the whole truth.”

The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your daddy a great big hug!!!”

The Original Computer

1Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

 A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider’s home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

 A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

 And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

2You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!

Niceness is the UK’s real problem, not nastiness

Thirty days and counting until the influx that the Government dreads either does or does not materialise. The massed Romanians and Bulgarians, who may or may not be waiting for the magic date, present a terrifying political prospect not just to the Conservatives but to Labour as well, who tend to be blamed retrospectively for unlimited immigration even when they are out of office. The only party leader who can benefit from another wave of Eastern European migrants is Nigel Farage. If I were to suggest that he might be relishing this prospect I would probably hear from Mr Farage’s lawyers, but it is hard to believe that a few hundred thousand Romanians arriving on New Year would not be seen by Ukip as a belated Christmas gift.

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Libyan regime sends refugees to torture jails

Dear Kitty. Some blog

This video says about itself:

20 Feb 2013

UNICEF correspondent Priyanka Pruthi reports on Malian refugees in Niger who are pushed to their limits in one of the poorest countries of the world – fighting harsh conditions and hunger to survive.

While the NATO war-imposed government of Libya is unable to stop violence and torture everywhere in the country … while they are unable to prevent their own Prime Minister being kidnapped by government-financed jihadist mercenary militiamen … they are still able to act against striking oil workers.

They are also still able to act against desperate African refugees, from the bloody war in Mali (itself a consequence of the bloody war in Libya), and elsewhere.

Translated from Dutch news agency ANP:

November 29, 2013 19:49

Libyan coast guard arrests three hundred migrants

The Libyan coast guard has arrested three boats with almost three hundred Africans…

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