A Man Visits Hell

A good man had made a request to god that he wanted to visit hell once.

God had taken him to hell and he noticed a lot of clocks there on display.

Astonished the man asked ”What are these clocks for?”

God said “these are timers which rotate proportionally to the lies you tell on the earth”

“Why is that clock not rotating?” asked the man, pointing to a particular clock?

God said “It belongs to a nobleman who never told a lie, so it’s not moving.”

The man got curious and asked, “so where are the clocks of our politicians? I would like to see them!”

God said “Just look above you, they use them instead of fans here”.1

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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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