One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was! While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, “Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?”
“Why yes, that would be nice”, the lady responded.
Well, the gentleman couldn’t believe his luck…….
On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, “Would you like a cocktail before dinner?’
“Oh, NO,” said the fine example of southern womanhood. “Whatever would I tell my Sunday School class?”
Well, the gentleman was set back a bit, so, he didn’t say much until after dinner when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, “Would you like a smoke?”
“Oh, my goodness, NO!” said the woman. “I couldn’t face my Sunday School class if I did!”
Well, the man felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car, and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He’d been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose, so, he ventured forth with, “Ahhh … mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?”
“Sure, that would be nice,”, she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn’t believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible love making imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, ‘What the h… have I done?’.
He shook her awake and pleaded, “I’ve got to ask you one thing…..what are you going to tell your Sunday School class?”
The lady said, “The same thing I always tell them — that you don’t have to smoke and drink to have a good time!
There may not be countless reasons why the Israelis have been unable to reach a lasting peace with the Palestinians but let us list a few of the reasons and actions which depict the roots of the difficulty. One of the most important impasses has been the fact that the Arab world as well as the Palestinians refuse to recognize Israel serving as the homeland of the Jewish people. They refuse to recognize that close to three thousand years of Jewish history was made in and around Jerusalem, Hevron, Shechem, Bethlehem, Jericho, Yafo, Ashkelon, Beersheba, Nazareth, and all of the land west of the Jordan River. They deny that either of the two Jewish Temples ever stood in Jerusalem on the Temple Mount and claim that the Western Wall was built in order to allow the construction of the al-Aqsa Mosque and the Dome of the Rock despite the wall…
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There’s a lot of very odd news about tonight, and even more worrying is that it’s all real.
For example, the FT tells us that a think tank says HS2 can be a growth engine. Nor was this a mere Thomas the Think Tank saying it: it was a proper grown up one, called the Independent Travel Commission, which I can only assume is a tank that lobbies against the idea of package holidays. I’m all for that personally, but there seems little in the way of explanation as to why the ITC would know anything about disulphanide as a means of propulsion.
I know it’s supposed to be about trains that get you more quickly to places you didn’t want to go to in the first place, but surely every train that has an engine must also have a tank? So would we feel safe on a train where…
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This week we’ve had a really good response to our competition and we got loads of beautiful photos. As a result we haven’t got the usual three winners, but five wonderful shots from around the world!
In first position we have this stunning sunset photo taken at Siak River, Riau on the Indonesian island of Sumatra. The Siak River is approximately 370 km long and it’s located in the province of Riau, on the central eastern coast of the island. Riau is one of the richest provinces of Indonesia and is home to various dialects of the Malay and Chinese languages.
This stunning photo was taken by Anwar Kalicawang. For more samples of his…
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They include taking half of the city’s four million private cars off the roads on days when there are serious levels of pollution.
The system will be based on a vehicle’s licence plate – odd numbers will be allowed on the roads one day, even numbers the next.
Motor vehicles are considered a major source of pollution.
The new system will give out four different degrees of air pollution warning – blue, yellow, amber and red, Xinhua news agency reports.
On days when an amber warning is given, factories will stop production and work will be halted on construction and building sites.
Restaurants which offer…
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