No-Negotiate-Obama was only Practicing [Spoof]

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In a Presidential Address delivered today, President Obama
calmed Wall Street and the rest of the nation by reversing course.

Obama FP outsourced to Putin

Here is the text of the Presidential Address:

My fellow Americans, some of you believe that my “no negotiations” stance toward Republicans was ill considered and that by intentionally causing unnecessary pain for you, my Fellow Americans, I was just being nasty. Now, I can tell you why I had to do it.

As some have noticed, I have been a wuss in dealing with our foreign enemies. That was, I thought, the best I was able to do. Recognizing the pain this has caused those who want a strong President internationally, I decided that I needed to practice domestically in order to become a truly strong President internationally. Hence, I adopted a “no negotiation” posture in dealing with my Republican colleagues. I did it with great success…

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Cats, the Overconfident Jumpers

Cats are so agile and dextrous, it\’s easy to think they are always so. But it is because of their amazing skill and flexibility that cats can sometimes get… a little overconfident, shall we say. This hilarious compilation of cats being clumsy will persuade you of that fact.

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The 10 Most Expensive Cars in the World!

There are many beautiful, expensive cars on the roads these days, cars with hundreds of horse powered elegance zooming along the highways. But which are the MOST amazing and expensive cars in all the world right now? Which fulfill the fantasies of every car lover and many who aren\’t? These are them, the top of the top. Here are the 10 most expensive cars of 2012/2013!

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Self-Portrait in Four Parts

Broken Light: A Photography Collective

Photos taken by first-time contributor Sully Sidhe, a woman who has never been formally diagnosed with mental illness, but struggles with anxiety. She has a penchant for music and art in all forms, and loves glitter, rainbows, unicorns and the dark side of the moon.

About these photos: “I know we all have an imagery deep inside us that chooses its own still life everyday we open our eyes and notice our beautiful world.  I choose to experience and capture many wonderful, mystical and magical things in amazing surroundings, to share with beautiful people… my own shades, my own tone and my own vibrations.

In the words of Sylvia Plath, ‘I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.‘”

Find more from Sully Sidhe at her blog or facebook.

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**Visit Broken Light’s main gallery here

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At the End of the Day

The Slog

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My landlady has acquired a dog. Despite being all tongue, wuff and brain death, he is a lovable little chap. He runs around, stimulated by everything from a falling leaf to a running hose. And whereas our little community here consisted of dozens of cats wandering about on terra firma until a week ago, it now consists of dozens of cats perched on tree branches….with new dog on the block running from one to the other like a stage act balancing plates in the air.

However, the dog has one very unfortunate personality flaw: kleptomania. One of my beach shoes has gone missing. Nobody knows where it is. The shoe I mean, not the dog. This morning I caught him about to lollop off with my swimming trunks. Obviously, he thought it was a game. I didn’t. The crotch of the trunks has not…

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