At The Confessional

1Four Nuns stand in a queue to confess.


1st Nun: Father, I saw a Penis.


Father: Go & wash your eyes in holy water.

 

2nd Nun: Father, I touched it!


Father: You go and wash your hands in holy water.


Suddenly the 4th Nun runs to the holy water.


Father: Where are you going, Sister?


4th Nun: I want to gargle with holy water before Sister Gloria dips her ASS in it!

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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