1st Nun: Father, I saw a Penis.
Father: Go & wash your eyes in holy water.
2nd Nun: Father, I touched it!
Father: You go and wash your hands in holy water.
Suddenly the 4th Nun runs to the holy water.
Father: Where are you going, Sister?
4th Nun: I want to gargle with holy water before Sister Gloria dips her ASS in it!