The Slog zeros in on the triple problem of diplomatic obesity, Australian humility, and Britain’s gorillaphobic immigration policy
The entire mediterranean region was put on high ecological alert yesterday when it was announced that new Greek Foreign Minister Evangelos Venizelos is visiting Cyprus for meetings with the island’s president Nicos Anastasiades, his counterpart Ioannis Kasoulides and other senior political officials today.
Benny Veryzealous was moved over to foreign policy during a Cabinet reshuffle last month, after Prime Minister Samaras expressed concern that the rare antique Cabinet seat being occupied by world’s heaviest fart-powered balloon might soon collapse. Now officials in Nicosia are taking precautions for his arrival there, and will be monitoring the sea level before and after his stay.
“I think very possibly a much bigger danger is that his plane won’t be able to lift off from the runway,” said unnamed airport…
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