Confucius Say… A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say… It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say… Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confucius Say… Man who mix Viagra and Laxette, doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
Confucius Say… A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Confucius Say… Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confucius Say… It is much better to want the mate you do not have, than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say… A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.