Confucius Said All That?

1Confucius Say… It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say… A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say… It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say… Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Confucius Say… Man who mix Viagra and Laxette, doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

Confucius Say… A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Confucius Say… Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say… Viagra is like Disneyland…a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.2

Confucius Say… It is much better to want the mate you do not have, than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say… A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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