An Affair To Remember

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Daily Mail subtext: “We can’t tell you anything about this for ‘legal reasons’ but using terms like ‘rocked’, ‘dynamite’, ‘stunned’ we hope to impress upon you that this is big, I mean really big, and shocking, very shocking. Big and shocking. We can’t tell you who the two middle-aged ‘figures’ are but we can tell you this; after we heard about it we were all laughing our heads off.

PS, neither are cabinet ministers”

So, shuffle that pack of political cards and play the most popular parlour game in the country this Sunday. Create your own romantically linked duo. You must stay within the rules of the game though.

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David Cameron has held crisis talks at Downing Street after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially significant political implications for him.

For legal reasons, The Mail on Sunday cannot disclose the identities of the people…

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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