The Slog.

“I have called you all in here today because none of you can explain this farrago, and clearly the media haven’t a clue either,” said Inspector Plodeau of the Metropolitan Police.

Jeremy Hunt and Boris Johnson shifted uneasily in their seats. Hunt had tweeted the day before that his chum Andrew may have been stitched up. And Johnson had stormed into somewhere or other to demand more knowledge about what was clearly a conspiracy by the US Federal Authorities, UK Uncut, and rogue police elements loyal to those abused in Welsh care homes to sully the name of Mitchell.

Behind the Inspector and to one side of the large interview room sat Metropolitan Police commissioner and former Australian crocodile wrestler Bernard Hogan-Howe. He had vowed to get to the bottom of why a Diplomatic protection cop had been arrested last weekend, why he or other cops had said they were…

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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