“I have called you all in here today because none of you can explain this farrago, and clearly the media haven’t a clue either,” said Inspector Plodeau of the Metropolitan Police.
Jeremy Hunt and Boris Johnson shifted uneasily in their seats. Hunt had tweeted the day before that his chum Andrew may have been stitched up. And Johnson had stormed into somewhere or other to demand more knowledge about what was clearly a conspiracy by the US Federal Authorities, UK Uncut, and rogue police elements loyal to those abused in Welsh care homes to sully the name of Mitchell.
Behind the Inspector and to one side of the large interview room sat Metropolitan Police commissioner and former Australian crocodile wrestler Bernard Hogan-Howe. He had vowed to get to the bottom of why a Diplomatic protection cop had been arrested last weekend, why he or other cops had said they were…
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