Humorous Dispassionate

On his Birthday Party Sam has been in business for 25 years and is
finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska
as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week
and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost
total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there’s
a big, bearded man standing there.

My name is Thomas Your neighbor from forty miles away. Having a
birthday party Friday, Thought you might like to come. at 5 o’clock.

Great, says Sam, after six months out here I’m ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you.

As Thomas is leaving, he stops. Gotta warn you There’s gonna be
some drinkin,

Not a problem after 25 years in business, I can drink all the night,

Again, as…

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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