A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, Do you have
any idea how ridiculous you look,
What’s the matter with you?
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
I don’t care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says
I have the breasts of an 18 year old
The husband said ; What did he say about your 56 year old bum ?
She replied ; Your name never came up,
Then the fight started !!