Humorous Dispassionate

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.
Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black…

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The marriage of the 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman (Both White)
was the talk of the town.

After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of
their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old
gentleman and said,

This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?’

The old man grinned and said, You got to keep the old motor running.

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their
second child.

The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate
the old gentleman.

She said, Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?

The old man grinned and said, You gotta keep the old motor running !

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the…

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked
where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.

The officer then asks, Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?

The man replies, That would be my wife !!

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