A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He
drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.
The cat was already walking up the driveway when he
approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but
the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept
on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few
miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again
and another right and so on until he reached what he thought
was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her,
Is the cat there?
Of course, why do you ask? answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said, Put that cat on the phone,
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