The Two Hillbillies

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Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon.

After a while the first fellow says to the second, “If’n I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he said, “well, I don’t know about kin but it would make us even.”

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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