Working Out

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During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.

“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.

“I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.

“I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.

“I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.

“The mental stress of it all left me shattered.

“At the end of it all I drank eight beers”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,

“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“No,” he replied.

“I’m just a shit golfer.”

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