During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
“I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
“I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
“I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.
“The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
“At the end of it all I drank eight beers”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“No,” he replied.
“I’m just a shit golfer.”