Can you believe it?
The government sent my Census form back to me! In response to question # 4: “Do you have any dependants?”
I replied “YES”:
2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crack heads,
4.4 million unemployable people,
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons, and
650 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who the hell did I miss?