The Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’

Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’

Maria: ‘Jor husband say so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Maria: ‘Jor husband did.’

Wife: ‘Oh..’

Maria: ‘The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.’

Wife: (really furious now)’Did my husband say that as well?’

Maria: ‘No Señora…the gardener did.’

Wife: ‘So how much do you want?’

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