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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, Sir, What’s that on your shoulder?
The old farmer said, That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.’

‘I’m sorry, Sir, said the Ticket Agent. We can’t allow animals in the theater.’

So the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his coveralls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

‘Marge,’ whispered Mildred

‘What? Said Marge’

‘I think the guy next to me is a pervert.’

‘What makes you think so? Asked Marge.

‘He undid his pants and he has his thing out.’…

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Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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