For Natural Born Citizens

This just might make your day a little brighter!

You, who worry about democrats versus republicans – relax, here  is our real problem.

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.

It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, “What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”

 (Yep, these are the same 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!)

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42 thoughts on “For Natural Born Citizens

  1. I will laugh. It’s funny, but I hope this person picks entertainment as a career because I don’t want them working as a trial lawyer. 😉

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  3. Okay. I’m confused. This was a joke? Or it really happened? Call me gullible, but although I was laughing a lot, and repeating this in almost every conversation, I thought it was real. HELP! 🙂

  4. When you followed me just now, I followed the link back to your blog and now I’m going to follow you. This blogging stuff gets so complicated.

    Very funny post!

    • Thanks for the follow. You are quite right about the complications. At one point the comments I was making were not even being registered on the blogs. A bit like talking to yourself!

      • Immaculate Conception?

        A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She has been having some strange symptoms and I’m worried about her,” the mother said.

        The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, “Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant.”

        The mother gasped, “That’s nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men.” She turned to the girl. “You don’t, do you, dear?”

        “No, mumsy,” said the girl. “Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!”

        The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, “Doctor, is there something wrong out there?”

        “No, Madam,” said the doctor. “It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up.”

  5. Reblogged this on augustine1blog and commented:
    This ranks up there with the question asked of a group of young people who were randomly asked if they believed Obama was a keynesian, to which many relied they thought he was born in Hawaii.

  6. This ranks up there with the question asked of a group of young people who were randomly asked if they believed Obama was a keynesian, to which many relied they thought he was born in Hawaii.

  7. Pingback: “Citizen” vs “Natural Born Citizen” [Infographics] – John Malcolm

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