St Peter met them and said, “before you get into heaven I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven as it is soo big”.
St Peter asks the first guy, “How long were you married?” He replies, “24 years”.
“Did you ever cheat on your wife?” asks St Peter.
The guy said, “Yeah, 7 times.”
Peter said, “Yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Toyota to drive.”
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, “I was married for 41 years and cheated on her 3 times.”
Peter said, “I’m pleased to hear that; here’s your Honda.”
The third guy walked up and said, ” Peter, I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn’t even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!”
Peter said, “That’s what I like to hear. Here’s a Mercedes!”
A little while later, the two guys with the Toyota and the Honda saw the guy with the Mercedes crying on the golden pavement, so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Mercedes what was wrong, he said,
“I just saw my wife; she was in a Proton!”