Yacht Delivery

85 foot custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms,
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation,
twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.

$7,474,793

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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and
music dockside for the excited ‘soon to be owner’ and a small
group of his friends.

$1500

Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging … $2,500 an hour minimum…

a faulty turnbuckle… $25

(Note the owner in the stern/back of the yacht)

Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the
harbor, accompanied by two corporate
Representatives from the company that built it just prior to
‘inking’ the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check
PRICELESS!

 So, how was your day?

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