Store front in Berlin

This effect was created using 3d laser lighting………….no back drop was necessary…………..unbelievable

                                                                                                                                                                                       A must see.

This is no store you have ever seen before.

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WILD! 

A STORE FRONT IN BERLIN.

Italian Cruises

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? – On the rocks. 

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? – Leeks. 

What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? – Follow the captain.

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied, “off course.”

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That’s more than can be said for his ship.

I like my women the way I like my Italian Cruises, wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

The Costa Concordia is the most expensive Italian thing to go down since Berlusconi’s last hooker.

What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner, Costa Concordia? Nothing – The bottom’s dropped out of both.

ZEN TEACHINGS

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just p**s off and leave me alone.

2.Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you are running short.

3.No one is listening until you pass wind.

4.Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

5.Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6.If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

8.If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10.If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11.If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

12.Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13.Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14..Good judgment comes from bad experience … and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15.A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16.There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17.Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

18.Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

19.We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse – then things just keep getting worse.

20.Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Hypnotist at the Old People’s Home

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.  

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, “I’m here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.”  

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. 

“I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.”  

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch … watch the watch … watch the watch …”

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, the light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

“SHIT!” said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the mess.

Claude was never invited back to entertain.

The Church is under-appreciated says the Queen

In a timely address to leaders of Britain’s nine main religions at Lambeth Palace, London home of the Archbishop of Canterbury, she highlighted the importance of faith in society and the “critical guidance” it offered in life.

“The concept of our established Church is occasionally misunderstood and, I believe, commonly under-appreciated,” she said.

“Its role is not to defend Anglicanism to the exclusion of other religions. Instead, the Church has a duty to protect the free practice of all faiths in this country.”

The monarch, speaking at the first public event to mark her Diamond Jubilee, said that Church was “woven into the fabric of this country” and had helped to build a better society.

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A Lady To Remember

Look at this lady – Let us never forget!

The world hasn’t just become wicked…it’s always been wicked. The prize doesn’t always go to the most deserving.

Irena Sendler
Died 12 May 2008 (aged 98)

During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist.  She had an ‘ulterior motive’.  She KNEW what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews (being German).  Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried, and she carried in the back of her truck a burlap sack, (for larger kids).

She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. She was caught, and the Nazi’s broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

2007 Irena was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. President Obama won one year before becoming President for his work as a community organizer for ACORN and Al Gore won also — for a slide show on Global Warming.

In MEMORIAM – 63 YEARS LATER I’m doing my small part by forwarding this message. I hope you’ll consider doing the same.. It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated!

Now, more than ever, with Iran, and others, claiming the HOLOCAUST to be ‘a myth’, it’s imperative to make sure the world never forgets, because there are others who would like to do it again.