Women are great: they don’t need quotas

I love women. Women are great. I’ve married one, I’ve personally bred one and I’ve got lots who are my friends. And after years of close observation, here’s what I’ve concluded: chicks are definitely the superior species. They’re more intuitive, more versatile, more articulate, more competent. Plus, of course, they have breasts.

Given that all this is so, I really don’t understand why David Cameron feels he needs to impose quota systems on boardrooms. Not for the reasons he gives anyway. I could understand it if he said: “Look, I have no shame, no principles, no moral or ideological core in my blubbery, spineless, Heathite body. My Coalition government is run by Lib Dems, a marketing man and focus groups. And what they all tell me is: “Suck up to the female demographic.” So that’s why I’m saying this crap.”

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2 thoughts on “Women are great: they don’t need quotas

  1. Of course we are superior, so much so we are gracious enough to not want to rub it in – most of the time. That aside, there are actually arguments that women’s more balanced risk taking would improve the economy. I have read, and would like to believe. Because it flatters me and I am vain.

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