Q. Two Liverpool girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Scouse girl?
Q. Why did the Scouse girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason.
Q. What do you call a Scouse girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What’s the first question during a Scouse quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Scouse kids in a car with no music playing – who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What’s the difference between a Scouse boy and an Scouse girl?
A. A Scouse girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What’s the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Fathers day
Developments in the Iran “situation” seem to be moving quickly.
“How does an American President campaigning for reelection handle the snowballing Iranian threat?” is a question that all of the players are assessing, and that includes the Iranians, the Saudis, the Israelis, and the campaigning President himself.
The Home Run
It isn’t whether you win or lose but how you play the game. You have to watch to
the end to see this truly is Great sportsmanship.
On Wednesday, Dr. Oz had a show on the fastest growing cancer in women,
“It was a very interesting program and he mentioned that the increase could possibly be related to the use of dental x-rays and mammograms.
He demonstrated that on the apron the dentist puts on you for your dental x-rays there is a little flap that can be lifted up and wrapped around your neck. Many dentists don’t bother to use it.
Also, there is something called a “thyroid guard” for use during mammograms.
By coincidence, I had my yearly mammogram yesterday. I felt a little
silly, but I asked about the guard and sure enough, the technician had one
in a drawer. I asked why it wasn’t routinely used. Answer: “I don’t know. You have to ask for it.” Well, if I hadn’t seen the show, how would I have known to ask?”