From Vocational Training


A dad is in a restaurant with his son. The young man is demonstrating how he can
catch a pound coin with his mouth after flipping it in the air.

Suddenly, he starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes he has
swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business suit is
sitting at a coffee bar in the mall, reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the
saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the young man, the woman carefully unzips his pants takes hold of his
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then even more firmly.
After a few seconds he convulses violently and coughs up the pound coin, which
the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the lad, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”

“No,” the woman replies,” I work for the Inland Revenue.”

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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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