E-Mail From God

One day, God was looking down at earth, and saw all the misbehaving (too much sex, illicit drugs, prescription drugs, alcohol and risque emails) that was going on, so he called one of his angels to go to Earth.

When he returned, the angel told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are not’.
                                                                                                                                      God thought for a moment and said, ‘Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion’!
                                                                                                                                        So, God called another angel, & sent him to Earth too.
                                                                                                                                    When the angel returned, he went to God & said, ‘Yes, it’s true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.’
                                                                                                                                         God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because, he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something, to help them keep Going !
                                                                                                                                        Do you know what the e-mail said ?
                                                                                                                                                    No ?
                                                                                                                                    Okay, just checking – I didn’t get one either …

1 Corinthians 13:1. The Most Wonderful Prose

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not Love, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not Love, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not Love, it profiteth me nothing.

Love suffereth long, and is kind;
Love envieth not;
Love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
Doth not behave itself unseemly,
Seeketh not her own,
Is not easily provoked,
Thinketh no evil;
Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;
Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.

Love never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away. For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

And now abideth faith, hope, Love, these three; but the greatest of these is Love.