Ode To The Immigrants

1I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, and see employment folk.

2Nice man treat me good in there.
Say need to see welfare.

3Welfare say, ‘You come no more, we send cash right to your door.’

4Welfare cheques – they make you wealthy! NHS – it keep you healthy!

5By and by, get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!

6Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them ‘come fast as you can.’

7They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

818They come here; we live together,
More welfare cheques, it getting better!

23 22 21Fourteen families, moving in,
but neighbour’s patience wearing thin.
Then, British guy moves well away.
So buy his house, then I say:

1021 22  24
‘Find more brothers for house to rent.’
And in the yard I put a tent.21 22Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

16We have hobby, it’s called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.

We think UK is darn good place. Too darn good for British race!

If they no like us, they can scram. Lots of room in Afghanistan!


Russian Insult?

99999According to Al Jazeera:

President Vladimir Putin has said Turkey’s downing of a Russian warplane near the Syrian border was a “stab in the back” committed by “accomplices of terrorists”.

The Russian warplane was shot down near the Syrian border for violating Turkish airspace on Tuesday, Turkish officials said. Turkish officials told Al Jazeera it was shot down by the Turkish military according to the rules of engagement, but Putin said the jet posed no threat.

What is the Sukhoi Su-24? The Sukhoi Su-24 fighter jet, also known by its NATO codename Fencer, is an all-weather attack Russian-made supersonic jet operated by two pilots. It is armed with laser-guided missiles as well as three gun pods capable of firing 9,000 rounds per minute. It is also armed with guided air-to-surface missiles, guided bombs, cluster bombs and incendiary bombs. [Photo: Reuters]

“Today’s loss is linked to a stab in the back delivered to us by accomplices of terrorists. I cannot qualify what happened today as anything else,” Putin said in televised comments.


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The President and the Pardon

99999The conditions listed in today’s cartoon are, in fact, the cruel conditions under which Jonathan Pollard is now forced to live.

Editorial in the New York Daily News:

Having spent 30 years in federal prison for spying for Israel, Jonathan Pollard served every last mandated day behind bars, punishment enough.

Successive Presidents rejected calls by Israeli leaders to reduce the term meted out to the only American ever to receive a life sentence for passing information to an American ally. The point was made — that those who breach national security will be dealt with severely.

Now, Pollard has been released on parole , to live under supervision for five years even though the Department of Justice acknowledges he is no longer a threat to anyone.

Granted Israeli citizenship while incarcerated, Pollard has asked permission to move to Israel to reunite with his family there. Israel has made the same request. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu presented it personally to President Obama.

The unreasonable answer — smacking of personal petulance — has been no.

While paroled inmates ordinarily are barred from leaving the country, Pollard is no ordinary offender. In Israel he’s viewed as a friend who enhanced the security of the Jewish state and paid dearly for it. Obama is well aware of how keenly the Israelis have pursued Pollard’s freedom. So much so that the White House once contemplated using freedom for Pollard as a chip to push Netanyahu into following the U.S. lead in peace negotiations with the Palestinians.

Regardless, Obama has responded to Netanyahu’s plea with insulting bureaucratic diffidence . Heightening the insult, Obama is breaking the standard that Pollard would be treated no better or worse than any spy. The example of René González says that Pollard should be winging his way to Israel. Convicted of spying for Cuba,

González spent 13 years behind bars before being released on three years probation. He then got permission to fly to Cuba for his father’s funeral and stayed. The Justice Department blessed González’ residency in Cuba as bettering relations with the Castro government. He happily renounced his U.S. citizenship as a condition of closing his case. It’s a measure of spitefulness that Obama would sooner warm up to the Castros than to the leader of America’s staunchest Mideast ally.

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