Sex With an Illegal Immigrant

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. “Hey, how much you charge for da hour?” he asks.

“$100,” she replies.

In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?”

“No,” she says.

“I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”

“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

“I pay you $300.”

“No,” she says.

“I pay you $400.”

“No,” she says.

So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?”

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish and exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was not so bad. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant replies, “You send bill to Government.”

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW WE ARE BEING SCREWED BY  ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

The Smiling Optimist

99999The news has been really depressing.Jewish soldiers beat settlers, settler terrorists murder an Arab baby, the violent knife attack against the gay parade in Jerusalem by an ultra-orthodox Jew, the disastrous appeasement of Iran, the spreading success of ISIS, the continued toying with Jonathan Pollard. Everything seems to be getting worse! Sigh! I wanted to be optimistic but couldn’t, the result was today’s effort.

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The Scarecrow

99999According to Israel National News:

“Kerry Warns Israel: Strike on Iran Would Be ‘Enormous Mistake’
After indicating in Senate US will defend Iran from Israeli attempt to take out nuclear program, Kerry warns Israel against making a move.”

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