A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
A few days later, the wife once again turns to her husband and says, “honey, my car doesn’t start, I think it may need a new battery, could you change it for me?”.
“What, do I look like, a mechanic?”, asks the husband with a frown.
A week goes by, and the wife once again turns to her husband and says, “Dear, the roof is leaking, could you do something about it?”
“What, do I look like, a roofer?”, asks the husband. “Take care of these things yourself!”
He then leaves home for a week on a business trip. “When I come back,” he says to his wife, “I’d like all these things taken care of.”
He comes back a week later and is astonished to discover the roof is fixed, the car is running and the pipes are brand new.
“Great! How much is that going to cost me?”, he snarls at his wife.
“Wow,” said the husband. “What kind of cake did you bake him?”
“What, do I look like a baker?”, exclaims the wife.