About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

An Indian mind at work !

A naked and drunken woman boards a taxi in London one night.

The Indian driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi.

Woman: “Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

Driver: “I’m not staring at you lady…. Was just wondering where have you keep your cash!”

Obama’s “Model Partner” Thinks Israel, U.S., Biggest Threats

A recent study on the Turks’ foreign policy perceptions reveal that Obama’s model partner nation has a totally confused mind — not just over Turkish-American ties but over its own country’s identity and security concerns.

The research, unveiled on May 27 by a team of academics from Istanbul’s Kadir Has University, shows that the Turks view the US as the second biggest security threat to their country (35.3%, just after Israel with 42.6%). Reflecting a similarly negative mindset, 32.3% of Turks think that the U.S. has colonial ambitions.

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Spain’s Law on Citizenship for Sephardic Jews “Does Not Right a Wrong”

The final version of the law introduces so many hurdles to obtaining Spanish citizenship that most prospective hopefuls are likely to be deterred from even initiating the application process. Indeed, the law in its current form ensures that very few of the estimated 3.5 million Sephardic Jews in the world today will ever become Spanish citizens.

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Christian Aid’s Pro-Jihad, Deeply Anti-Israel Propaganda

Righteous readers wrote to Christian Aid:

I will never again contribute financially to your organisation. I will make sure my many Christian contacts are made aware of your apparent anti-Israel propaganda. Shame on your unchristian organisation. Education of Israel’s history would open eyes to the truth of the true historical facts regarding Israel. Unfortunately most people know absolutely nothing about Israel only what they learn from the media who have their anti-Israel agenda. But God Almighty knows the truth and the truth one day will set Israel free,

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Cross Examination

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my David died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
He began to rub all over my body.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ‘Take me, young man. Take me now!’

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘ April Fool!’
And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.