The Ten Commandments:

God went to the Arabs and said:

‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’

The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’

And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’

‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Honor thy Father and Mother.’

‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall
not steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit
adultery.’

‘Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’

‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’

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From almost every situation in the human experience a measure of humour can be found lurking beneath the surface. I like to tap these oases whenever possible and would now like to share some humour with you in that menu section. Also included are articles, features, poems, music and images.. I would welcome the receipt of any 'second hand' material you have to spare (which would be attributed) - all would be grist to the mill. Send to oyiabrown at gmail dot com. Some content reflects the passionate views I hold on certain issues, which can perhaps be tempered with your opinions. Nothing is meant to be offensive and I trust it will not appear that way. Let me know what you think. Thanks.

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