Returned Mail

Can you believe it?

The government sent my Census form back to me! In response to question # 4: “Do you have any dependants?”

I replied “YES”:

2.1 million illegal immigrants,

1.1 million crack heads,

4.4 million unemployable people, 

901 thousand people in over 85 prisons, and 

650 idiots in Parliament.  

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.  

Who the hell did I miss?

 
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About OyiaBrown

Please send me, as a comment to this page, any old material you have for inclusion in The Daily Joke Alert - to help enable us all to have our fancy tickled regularly! Never mind the state it's in as I tidy everything up prior to publication. Don't let good material go to waste - and so much does. In the interests of the environment we should always try to re-cycle everything, especially jokes. You know that makes sense! You may find some historical stuff here, but this does not really matter as humor is fairly timeless.

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