The other day I needed to go to the local NHS hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet onto the front of my jacket.
When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the peoplegot up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s the patch – below.
Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at all supermarkets. It saves me hours.
At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running!
Don’t try it at McDonald’s though…… The whole staff disappeared and I never got my cheeseburger !
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anon.
I THINK THIS MAN HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN’T SPOT ANYTHING HE’D LEFT OUT.
“I am the Tory Party’s Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Tax-Paying, God fearing English man. I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others. I believe in British products and buy them whenever I can.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not to some governmental functionary, to share with others who don’t work!
I think owning a home doesn’t make you a capitalist; it makes you a smart Brit. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it. Join in with the majority!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English. I believe there should be no other national language option.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are fellow Brits like Henry Cooper, Freddy Flintoff, Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill to name just a few.
I don’t hate the rich. What I hate is the way they always manage to avoid paying proper taxes.
I don’t pity the poor, I just hate the way they are always moaning that they are hard done by!!
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is ENGLAND…..We like it the way it is and even more so the way it was…so stop trying to change it to look like some other socialist country! If you were born or legally migrated here and don’t like it… you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the House of Commons, the seat of our biggest problems.
I want to know where the “Do Gooders” get their money from, and why are they always part of the problem and not the solution?
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what race, colour or creed you are.
And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my driving licence. I think it’s good….
I dislike those people trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause….Get a job and support yourself and your family!
I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!
I believe the Union Jack flag should be allowed to be flown anywhere in the United Kingdom !
If this makes me a BAD Brit, then yes, I’m a BAD Brit. If you are a BAD Brit too, please forward this to everyone you know….
We want our country back! My Country…..
I hope this offends all illegal aliens.
My great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer War. My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2. I watched as my friends died in Sierra Leone Bosnia, & Desert Storm. Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends died inAfghanistan andIraq.
None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag. Every Briton died for the British flag.
At one high school, foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole. British students took it down. Guess who was expelled…the students who took it down.
West London high school students were sent home, because they wore T-shirts with the Union Jack flag printed on them.
What is going on?? What idiots do we have in authority?? Enough is enough.
This message needs to be viewed by every Brit; and every Briton needs to stand up for Britain. We’ve bent over to appease the Brit-haters long enough. I’m taking a stand.
I’m standing up because of the millions who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the British flag.
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message. IT IS NOT !
Britons, stop giving away Your RIGHTS!
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!
This statement DOES NOT mean I’m against limited immigration!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:
1. Get a sponsor!
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
3. Live by OUR rules! Dress as we Britons Do
4. Get a job!
5. Pay YOUR Taxes!
6. No Social Security until you have earned it and paid for it!
7. Find a place to lay your head!
If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
We’ve gone so far the other way… bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
WAKE UP BRITAIN!
Made in BRITAIN & DAMN PROUD OF IT! AMEN”
Subject: Mayo Clinic on Aspirin – PASS IT ON
Mayo Clinic Aspirin.
Dr. Virend Somers, is a Cardiologist from the Mayo Clinic, who is lead author of the report in the July 29, 2008 issue of the Journal of the AmericanCollegeof Cardiology.
Most heart attacks occur in the day, generally between 6 A.M. and noon. Having one during the night, when the heart should be most at rest, means that something unusual happened.
Somers and his colleagues have been working for a decade to show that sleep apnea is to blame.
1. If you take an aspirin or a baby aspirin once a day, take it at night.
The reason: Aspirin has a 24-hour “half-life”; therefore, if a heart attack happens in the wee hours of the morning, the Aspirin would be at its strongest in your system.
2. FYI, Aspirin lasts a really long time in your medicine chest, (when it gets old, it smells like vinegar).
Something that we can do to help ourselves – which is nice to know.
Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve instantly on the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets.
Why keep Aspirin by your bedside?
It’s about Heart Attacks -
There are other symptoms of a heart attack, besides the pain on the left arm. One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating; however, these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack.
The majority of people (about 60%) who had
a heart attack during their sleep did not wake up.
However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.
If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a drop of water.
- Call 911 (emergency services).
- Phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by.
- Say “heart attack!”
- Say that you have taken 2 Aspirins.
- Take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and
…DO NOT LIE DOWN!
A Cardiologist has stated that if each person after reading this, shares it to 10 people, probably one life could be saved!
Do pass on this information. It may save lives!
Quentin Crisp once defined charisma as the ability to influence without logic. Though there were many logical reasons to vote for Boris Johnson on Thursday, you can bet your last Olympic coupon that he was carried through the finishing tape by this elusive quality – the Mayor’s unique personality, his endearing eccentricity, the aura of affable superstardom.
With victory in London now in the cyclist’s bag, Boris is quite happy for his new target electorate – the Conservative members who will choose their next leader – to believe that it was the Mayor’s old school “core” Toryism wot won it. This seems a strange contention, given that the London Assembly results were a big win for Labour – consistently ahead of the Conservative Party in opinion polls during Boris’s first term by a margin of 10-20 points. He secured a second term not because he embraced Hayek and Blimp, but because he stretched out a hand to voters who normally despise the Tories: a group described by the pollster Peter Kellner as “Boris Labour”.
Queues of people waiting to pass through passport control at Heathrow last week make you wonder about the competence of the Border Force, which deals with immigration checks. Travellers arriving at Terminals 3 and 5 had to wait hours for their documents to be checked. Chris Bryant, the shadow immigration minister, said the Government had displayed “utter incompetence”. Damian Green, the Immigration Minister, insisted it was the previous government’s fault: the system was in a state of “complete chaos” when the Coalition inherited it.
It’s going to get worse. The Immigration Services Union plans a series of strikes, starting on Thursday. In 2006, John Reid described the immigration directorate as “not fit for purpose” – and it still isn’t. The UK Border Agency spent £9 million on installing iris-recognition machines, only to discover that they do not work properly.
Now, though, scientists from the British Trust for Ornithology (BTO) have revealed the details of their remarkable 10,000-mile journey, with the help of tracking devices.
Five male birds were caught in Norfolk last May and fitted with satellite-tagged “backpacks” before being released. The scientists then monitored their progress over 12 months as they flew to Africa in the autumn, and returned in the spring.
The first two birds, named by the researchers as Lyster and Chris, arrived back in Britain last week, and after his lengthy journey, Lyster was seen just 10 miles from where he was tagged.
Dr Phil Atkinson, the head of international research at the BTO, spotted the cuckoo at the Norfolk Broads on Tuesday.
He said: “We saw him flying past, you can see the wire antenna poking out, so it was definitely him. It’s fantastic – we know where he’s been, we know the routes he’s taken, and now he’s back in the Broads.”